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fbe9d4a840 Merge pull request 'Update daemons/worker.py' (#52) from master into prod
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47d3e1b044 Update daemons/worker.py
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ad855dc563 Merge pull request 'Update daemons/worker.py' (#51) from master into prod
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caa49aa6d9 Merge pull request 'master' (#49) from master into prod
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0e43995dfb Merge pull request 'fix' (#44) from master into prod
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f1169f3629 Merge pull request 'master' (#42) from master into prod
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b44ec9a1a4 Merge pull request 'Update daemons/worker.py' (#36) from master into prod
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1ac588785f Merge pull request 'Update daemons/worker.py' (#35) from master into prod
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d508e643bb Merge pull request 'fix' (#33) from master into prod
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62e61d21bf Merge pull request 'master' (#32) from master into prod
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5fd8147ff3 Merge pull request 'master' (#28) from master into prod
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adc2525fab Merge pull request 'master' (#23) from master into prod
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5967bc75d9 Merge pull request 'master' (#19) from master into prod
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f55b5f4841 Merge pull request 'queues' (#15) from queues into prod
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7713d24b63 Merge pull request 'fix' (#8) from master into prod
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1c82ef3b2b Merge pull request 'master' (#7) from master into prod
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a76656716c Merge pull request 'master' (#4) from master into prod
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@@ -28,15 +28,72 @@ all_letters = "йцукенгшщзхъёфывапролджэячсмитьб
def get_self_name():
return client.get_config('constants')['self_name']
return 'answer_da_bot'
def get_answers():
return client.get_config('answers')
return {
"200": "Отсоси на месте!",
"300": "Отсоси у тракториста!",
"a": "Хуй на!",
"da": "Pizda!",
"а": "Хуй на!",
"я": "Головка от хуя!",
"dа": "Pizda!",
"gde": "V pizde!",
"net": "Pidora otvet!",
"yes": "Hues!",
"дa": "Пизда!",
"чe": "Хуй через плечо!",
"чo": "Хуй через плечо!",
"gdе": "V pizde!",
"heт": "Пидора ответ!",
"nеt": "Pidora otvet!",
"да": "Пизда!",
"ды": "Получишь пизды!",
"ес": "Хуес!",
"ты": "Попой нюхаешь цветы!",
"че": "Хуй через плечо!",
"чо": "Хуй через плечо!",
"чё": "Хуй через плечо!",
"hет": "Пидора ответ!",
"гдe": "В пизде!",
"нeт": "Пидора ответ!",
"ага": "В жопе нога!",
"ало": "Хуем по лбу не дало?",
"бот": "Я ебал твой рот!",
"вот": "Хуй те в рот!",
"где": "В пизде!",
"как": "Жопой об косяк!",
"кто": "Конь в пальто!",
"мне": "Хуем по губе!",
"нет": "Пидора ответ!",
"ога": "В жопе нога!",
"опа": "Срослась пизда и жопа!",
"три": "Жопу подотри!",
"угу": "Иди в пизду!",
"хех": "В жопе орех!",
"алло": "Хуем по лбу не дало?",
"неть": "Хуеть!",
"слыш": "За углом поссышь!",
"когда": "Иди на!",
"ладно": "В трусах прохладно!",
"слышь": "За углом поссышь!",
"двести": "Отсоси на месте!",
"делать": "Хуй ко лбу приделать!",
"именно": "Хуименно!",
"триста": "Тебе нужна помощь специалиста!",
"здрасте": "Пизду покрасьте!",
"грустный": "Хуй сосал невкусный!",
"здрасьте": "Пизду покрасьте!",
"правильно": "Хуявильно!",
"случилась": "Рубаха в жопу засучилась!",
"случилось": "Рубаха в жопу засучилась!"
}
def get_ignored_users():
return client.get_config('ignored_users')['users']
return []
def get_replies():
@@ -133,8 +190,6 @@ class Daemon(base.Daemon, queues.TasksHandlerMixin):
self.reply(choice(get_replies()), message.chat.id, message.message_id)
return
info = get_chat_info(message.chat.id)
if client.get_config('updater')['enabled']:
set_values(message.chat.id, last_time_updated=datetime.datetime.now())
if message.text == '#debug' and client.is_staff(telegram_id=message.from_user.id):
self.reply(f'chat id: {message.chat.id}\nprobability: {info["probability"]}', message.chat.id, message.message_id)
return